NO DON'T LISTEN

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Undyne: //teaching Frisk how to use gun// Okay, punk. My only rule is that you have to listen to what I say. After you know what to do, then your on your own.

Frisk: //nods//

Undyne: Okay! First, aim your gun at that dummy

Mad Dummy: Your a dummy!

Frisk: //does as told//

Undyne: Now line it up

Frisk: //lines up//

Undyne: Now, sh- //accidently drops phone in pile of garbage// 

Papyrus: //steps in front of Mad Dummy// Hello, talking inanimate object!

Mad Dummy: Who you calling inanimate, bozo?

Undyne: Ah, shoot! 

Frisk: Okay! //pulls trigger//

Undyne: //looked up// No, Papyrus! 

Frisk: //gasps// Papyrus!

Mad Dummy: Annoying Skeleton! 

Papyrus: What? //has bullet hole in back of skull, looks at Frisk and Undyne// Is there something on my face?

Frisk: Well..

Undyne: .. No, you're just fine, Pap! Alive and well! //nervous laugh// 

Mad Dummy: Welp, I'm getting out of here before his brother shows up //leaves//

Papyrus: Ooo! Is Sans coming?

Frisk: //drops gun// Wasn't me, then. 

Undyne: Well, what am I supposed to tell him?!

Sans: Tell me what now? //standing behind her, not happy// 

Undyne: .. shoot.. 

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