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US!Sans: //cooking in kitchen//

US!Papyrus: //walks up behind him// watcha doing?

US!Sans: Cooking.

US!Papyrus: What are you cooking?

US!Sans: //doesn't look up// Food.

US!Papyrus: //loses smile// ... What kind of food?

US!Sans: Good food.

US!Papyrus: //frowns// that doesn't answer my question.

US!Sans: Well, then it's healthy food. //smiles//

US!Papyrus: //groans// your mean.

US!Sans: //looks up at him// I'm not mean, I'm Sans!

US!Papyrus: ..... //sits on floor, brings legs to chest//

US!Sans: It's okay, Papy.

US!Papyrus: You said a dad joke.







Bonus:
US!Sans: ....

US!Papyrus: //looks at him// uh.. Your not going to laugh, or comment?

US!Sans: ...

US!Papyrus: Something wrong?

US!Sans: .. Oh! No, I'm fine!

US!Papyrus: .... Okay! But hey, I figured out what it is.

US!Sans: //tilts head// What is it?

US!Papyrus: Burnt.

US!Sans: ?? //looks to see food burning// OH NO


Literally based off an amazing roleplay with a friend who last time I mentioned probably was annoyed. Love you, mystery dude!

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