This is how I treat my sister

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Undyne: Alphys I need your help I broke my phone again.

Sans: Your what?

Undyne: My phone.

Sans: Your bone?

Undyne: My phone.

Sans: Bone?

Undyne: Phone.

Sans: Bone?

Undyne: Phone.

Sans: Bone?

Undyne: PHONE.

Sans: Bone?

Undyne: Ph- //realization// I freakin hate you

Sans:   :D)

And:

Papyrus: Sans, it's time for dinner!

Sans: What?

Papyrus: It's time for dinner.

Sans: Come again?

Papyrus: Dinner. Food. Eat.

Sans: One more time?

Papyrus: Dinner!

Sans: Sorry, I didn't quite hear you..

Papyrus: DINNER.

Sans: Pardon?

Papyrus: //hits him// OMG make your own food

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