Papyrus texting Sans: Sans, where are you? I need you to come to your stand right away!!
//waits, no answer//
Sans! Please!
C'mon, lazy bones, this is important.
THERE'S A HUMAN!
...
Nevermind, I checked.
Hot dogs are on sale.
There's a sleeping contest.
IM DROWING HELP ME BLUB BLUB BLUB
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SANS I SWEAR
//notices buzzing near him//
Papyrus: What the dickens?
//looks around, sees Sans phone duct taped to a beam in his stand with a note that says get dunked on//
Papyrus: That's it. I'm DONE.
//walks away//
Glitch: Wait! Pap, this isn't done yet-
Papyrus: I don't care. I am actually f**king upset right now and am sick of all of that @ss's stupid f**king jokes and sh*t and I'm leaving.
Glitch: hehe Sounds like you've got a bone to pick with your brother. •v•
Papyrus: ... Good bye.
Glitch: NOO! //pulls out phone, calls Sans// pick up pick up this is important..
//phone buzzes on stand//
Glitch: //poker face// Okay, Papyrus I know what you mean.
Papyrus: //calls from the distance// FINALLY
YOU ARE READING
FUNNY UNDERTALE HUMOR THINGS
HumorEhhhh.. Little things that I thought were hilarious and don't have the skill to draw.
