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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!" I yell through the phone at Lilly

Today is September 5th Lilly's birthday and since I can't be there and she can't be here the best I could do was send my love through the phone

Every time someone in my family has a birthday I wake them up at 5 am but this time I can't be in America so I call them and hope they wake up to answer the phone and if they don't I call them until they do then when they do answer I yell happy birthday at them

After I get done talking to Lilly Dan comes in the room and asks "what was all that yelling about?"

"Well it's 5am in America and its Lilly's birthday" I explain

"That doesn't make much sense Liz" he says

"Every time it one of my family members birthday I wake them at 5am" I say

"that makes since" he says making me roll my eyes

"Liz can I ask you something?" Dan says

"Sure" I say

"What were you like when you were younger?" He asks

"Well as you know I started YouTube when I was 13 around the same time you did. When I made YouTube videos I acted really outgoing but at school I was actually really shy except around my best friends Alissa, Sierra, Robyn, Amanda, and Tess by the time I was 16 I had 2 million subscribers and practically the whole town knew who I was because it was really small only about 200 people where I lived was subbed to me and I was still really shy by the time I graduated I had 5 million subs and I wasn't as shy and I decided to move to London with Alissa and Sierra had moved here the year before we graduated" I say

"Can I ask one more question?" He asks

"Yep" I say

"How long have you known your best friends?" Dan asks

"Alissa and I will have known each other for 21 years in December then Sierra, Amanda, Robyn, and Tess have known each other for 12 years" I say

"Wow I've only known Phil for 8 years and your over here knowing your best friend for 21 years" he says

"OH CRAP....I need to make a video for our engagement" I say

"Liiiiiiiz why do you always wait so long to tell people things" he whines

"Because I forget to" I say

"Stop forgetting then" he says

"Dan I can't just stop forgetting things" I say

"Well you should at least try to remember things Liz" he says

"Okay then I will try harder to remember from now-" I cut myself off because I feel the trickle

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck" I say quickly opening my drawer and getting out some underwear and yoga pants then running to the bathroom as fast as I can

When I get back to my room Dan asks me "what was that about?"

"I may have forgotten that I start today and I kinda just accidentally ruined a pair of under wear and a pair of pants" I say

"Liiiiiiiiiiiz what have I told you about forgetting things like that" he whines

"Stop whining" I say grumpily

"Woah mood swings" he says

"Will you please go get me some chocolate and Chinese?" I ask

"But Liiiiiz" he whines for like the hundredth time

"No buts you aren't the one who has to bleed out of your vagina because you don't have one now go get me chocolate and Chinese please" I say

"Fine I'll order some takeaway and go get some chocolate" he says

"oh and while your will you get me some Midol?" I ask handing him some money

"Sure" he says

"Thank you" I say kissing him on the cheek

He orders the takeaway then goes out to get the chocolate and Midol

About ten minutes after Dan gets back I hear the doorbell ring and I almost run to the door knowing that it's the Chinese takeaway

After we finish eating its around 9pm so we decide to watch a movie and it's my turn to pick so I pick A Girl Like Her

I end up falling asleep On Dan's shoulder about 30 minutes into the movie

When I wake up I'm in my room Dan must of carried me in here last night

Wait it's still dark out what time is it

3:00 am

Where's Dan

I walk into the lounge to see Dan asleep on the sofa and the TV still on

I turn off the television and wake up Dan saying "babe come on"

"What" he says groggily

"You fell asleep on the couch let's go to the room" I say

"Okay" he says

We get in the room and go to sleep

I wake up around 10am and Dan is still asleep with his hobbit hair and slobbering

So I decide to take a picture of him and post it on Twitter

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