Summery: Joe calls Caspar his little fragile bean and Caspar high key adores it.
I basically had no summery, this doesn't really have a plot.
Warnings: swearing
Enjoy!
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Tuesday, 1:08 pm
Unknown number: 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
Unknown number: All these ghosts and I want YOU to be my boo
The Pineapple: Who is this
Unknown number: your worst nightmare
The Pineapple: ??
Unknown number: ok It's Joe
The Pineapple: Joe who exactly??
Unknown number: The only Joe you know dumbo
The Pineapple: There's no need to be an ass and I know multiple Joes actually, Joe Weller, Joe Jonas, Joe King, ect
Unknown number: you still keep up with Joe Jonas?? I haven't seen him since maybe Camp Rock?
The Pineapple: nevermind that, which one are you??
Unknown number: The only one who calls you a ghost.
The Pineapple: most people do...
Unknown number: Joe Sugg ring a bell??
The Pineapple: why aren't you using your phone
Unknown number: I left mine at home so I'm borrowing my friend Dan's, also I showed him a picture of you and he said you "look like a fucking pineapple"
The Pineapple: no I don't
Dan?: you kinda do, anyways I realized before I came to Dan's house Zoe wanted me to ask you about some collab Thursday? She wanted to know if you were still coming over? Her phone is broken and I don't let anyone touch my phone so she asked me to
The Pineapple: why? Did you forget to delete your nudes or something
Dan?: I don't take nudes. Ok maybe. Do you want to see them or something??
The pineapple: no no, that's ok mate keep them to yourself
Dan?: it's not like you haven't seen me naked before
The pineapple: that was a different situation.
Dan?: ok sure
The pineapple: anyways, yea I'll come over Thursday
Dan?: ok
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Tuesday, 1:47 pm
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Jaspar: One Shots
FanfictionRandom Jaspar scenarios that come to my head every so often that will most likely never happen so I decide to write them down to help me cope and see if people are interested what Jaspar stories I can write into words. Enjoy <3 Fee...
