Scream Text Me Into Falling For You (Malec AU)

Chapter 4: lightwood and bane

Goodmorning

I am officially annoyed

That was fast

Not at you

Go on

My sister is trying to pry into my life

Does she do that a lot?

All. The. Time

Yikes.
I didn't even know you had a sister

Yeah. She's 16

Awesome

Don't

What?

Don't you dare

?????
Wait

Do you think

IM NOT GONNA MAKE INNUENDOS ABOUT YOUR SISTER

I wouldn't put it past you

Jesus what do you take me for

She's like 3 years younger

Good to know your have straight morals

Yeah it's pretty much the only straight thing about me (also IM NOT A PERV???)

Am i..

Am i supposed to laugh at that straight joke

You loved it don't lie

...i guess

YES

I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY MADE YOU LAUGH

I didn't say I laughed

I know you did

I am hilarious

Any sort of resistance is futile

Whatever you say

May i ask what was she prying on

My phone

She wants to know who i've been talking to

So this is basically your fault

Hey! You're the one who texted me buddy

You're the weirdo who wrote down his cell phone number on a library book

And you're the creepy guy who decided to text said number

You're the one who told me to seduce you!

Yes and i have seen no advances on that front
Honestly I'm a little disappointed

I just snorted