Chapter 13: Phonecalls at 3 am are a bad idea.

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Quick Reminder

Magnus
Alec
Izzy
Simon
Clary
Jace



3:13 am

[incoming call from the Bane of my existence]

"I LOVE YOUUU BABYYY AND IF IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT I NEED YOU BABYYY"

"uh"

"TO WARM YOUR LONELY NIGHT"

"Mag-"

"I LOVE YOU BABYY"

"What are you-"

"TRUST ME WHEN I SAYY"

"OH PRETTY BABYYY"

"Are you-"

"DONT BRING ME DOWN I PRAY"

"MAGNUS?"

"..."

"Yes. It is I. The high warlock of brooklyn"

"Are you drunk?"

"I have NEVER been drunk in my life"

"Where are you?"

"A bar"

"Great. Well you sound drunk, go home"

"The night is still young"

"It's three am. It's not even the night anymore"

"But...It's dark"

"Go. Home"

"I'm not a homo. I'm bisexual we've been through this"

"I said home Magnus, by the Angel"

"That's weird ass expression. Where did it come from?"

"I don't remember"

"BUT YOU MUST, I'll be wondering about it for the rest of my life if you don't tell me now"

"I'm sure you'll get over it. Now go back to your house

"Sorry, someone just threw up two seats from me. What about my house?"

"Go to it"

"I can't go home Alec. You wanna know why?"

"Because you're too drunk?"

"Nooo. Becauseee I am broken hearted"

"What do you mean?"

"You did this"

"What?"

"I put on makeup for you ya know. Expensive makeup may I add"

"I worked really hard on this outfit. Really hard Alexander."

"I'm very lost"

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