Happy Birthday Ezra

The Nonsence song

"Ezra," Kanan called after duck taping his mouth shut. "I'll take off the tape if you come in and be a normal teenager.
"Hmmmm!" Ezra agreed. Kanan ripped off the tape. "Ouch!" Ezra clasped him hands over his mouth.
"Come on Ezra." Kanan laughed and walked back to the ghost. Ezra followed.
"I hope you don't mind me asking but what happened the seven years before we found you?" Kanan asked hoping that talking about something serious would help Ezra calm down.
"Okay. I'll tell you. But I'm gonna have to sing a song." Ezra teased.
"No. Please no." Kanan regretted ever asking.
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I'm going to switch how I'm writing it for the song. Be warned its deathly crazy!!!
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Ezra: Ohhhh. I was born one night one morn' when the whistle went toot toot. You can buy a steak or fry a cake when the mud pies are in bloom.
Kanan: Ezra, why are you singing this?
Ezra: Cuz six and six make nine.
Kanan: No it makes twelve.
Ezra: And ice grows on a vine!
Kanan: Ice is frozen water, Ezra.
Ezra: Does old man Joe play the banjo in the good old summer time?
Kanan: who?
Ezra: Ohhhh loop the loop in the noodle soup. Just give your socks a shine. I'm guilty judge, I stool the fudge! Three cheers for old lan zine!
I can not tell a lie.
Kanan: What did you do?
Ezra: I stole an apple pie.
Kanan: Where is it?
Ezra: it's on a tree beneath the sea above the clear blue sky!
Kanan: why do I even ask?
Ezra: if Easter eggs don't shave their legs their children will have ducks. Quack Quack.
Kanan: Eggs don't have legs.
Ezra: I'd rather buy a lemon pie for forty seven bucks, too much!
Kanan: I'll be in my room.
Ezra: Way down in Barsalonia I jumped into the phobia and this is all balonia.
Kanan: Finally you noticed.
Ezra: Red rooster blow your horn toot toot.
Kanan: Roosters don't have horns.
Ezra: neither do you.
Kanan fled to his room and secretly prepared for Ezra's birthday.
Ezra bothered Zeb instead.