Unknown P.O.V
I had snuck into Kanan's room after Hera dragged Kanan and Ezra out. I had stolen their laptops and I happily threw them behind some books on a shelf nobody knew was on the Ghost. I sat in the commons and listened to Ezra in Kanan's room. He sounded ridiculous!
I walked in to cheer up Ezra I felt bad anyway. I'd told Kanan to get him the laptop in the first place.
"Where does Obi-wan go to shop?" I asked.
"I don't care." Ezra glared at me.
"Darth-Maul! And everything is always half off!" I laughed at my own joke. Ezra still didn't care.
"Where do Gungans keep their stuff?" I asked.
"I. Don't. Care!" Ezra said.
"Jar-Jars!" I laughed. "That's a knee slapper!" I said stupidly slapping my knee.
"Your really bad at this." He said.
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Me: Your so mean!😖
Person: me?!
Me: yeah your the one who dared me to do it!!!
Person: I guess so
Me: 😕 that's it?
Person: yup
Me: your mean!😖
Person: shut-it Secret_jedi
Me: tell everyone who you are.
Person: why?
Me: idk. Maybe so fan girls will haunt you and I can watch while laughing my face off
Person: Your mean!😖
Me:🤗 And I'm proud of it.
Person: ...
Me: so who are you.
Person: you tell them while I hide from fangirls in a bathroom
Me: they are a person
Person: rly
Me: idk who you are. Help me! and tell them
Person: you suck...
Me: Thx I rly try
Person: I.
Person: AM
Person: BATMAN
Me: no...
Person: *texan accent* I'm Batman
Me: rly
Person: STOP THE TEXT ABBREVIATIONS!!!!!!!!
Me: first, tell them who u r
Person: *British accent* I'm Batman
Me: no ur not. And I'm gonna do txt abbreviations till u tell them.
Person: Fine I'm Zeb.
Me: I knew the whole time!!*stupidly laughs then burps*
Zeb: WTF
Me: sry I'm sitting in the car laughing my face off. My family is staring at me like I'm a maniac.
Zeb: you are...
Me: Yup, and that's why I'm doing... THIS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Zeb: *Backs away slowly*
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Now everyone that I tag here, I dare you to improvise breaking the fourth wall(talking to the character)...
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...Then tag three more people!!and me so I can see!!🤓
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I left Ezra then heard a crash from the commons. I knew what it was.
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Happy Birthday Ezra
FanfictionThe Ghost crew gets Ezra a laptop for his birthday! He tries to sell Zeb on EBay. He plays Undertale and minecraft. He creates his own commercial. He goes to mcdonalds. And best of all, he drives the galaxy crazy! WARNING: Get ready to laugh.
