Happy Birthday Ezra

Interviews

Zeb's interview:
Me: We all know what just happened.
Zeb: All but Ezra he- I'll shut up now.
Me: you were the unknown P.O.V. Right?
Zeb: sure lets go with that.
Me: you know it was...
Zeb: oh yeah sure.
Me: he he he...
Zeb: Okay Secret tell us your secret
Me: you suck at being funny
Zeb: shut it
Me: My real name isn't Secret
Zeb: We all know that
Me: FINE! I snuck into my own story and hid their laptops because I was sitting in a car board out of my mind. And Zeb dared me too.
Zeb: bravo👏👏👏👏👏
Me: Let's move on...
Kanan's interview:
Kanan: *yawns*
Me: are you tired
Kanan: I haven't slept in three weeks
Me: that's your fault
Kanan: what was that crash
Me: idk
Kanan: you did it Secret.
Me: ha ha ha... I've got something else to do*runs away*
Ezra's interview:
Ezra: I LOST MY COMPUTER
Me: sorry
Ezra: It's okay. I know you took it.
Me: I'm hungry. I think I'll go to Chickfala
Ezra: You can't spell
Me: I'm eating chicken don't bother me
Sabine's interview:
Sabine: Hey Secret I haven't seen you in a while. I've also never thought about your name being Secret_jedi.
Me: Hey.
Sabine: so what's up
Me:🖖live long and prosper
Sabine: wrong movie
Me: meesa doesn't care
Sabine: 🖖live long and eat waffles
Me:yasssss
Hera's interview:
Hera: are we done yet
Me: I haven't said anything
Hera: but I'm already board
Me: are you okay?
Hera: *whispers* Kanan is acting really really weird
Me: I thought he stopped
Hera: fix him plz
Me: I'll try
Yoda: do or do not there is no try
Me: I haven't even mentioned you in this book! get out! Go to my other books!
Yoda: Update you have not. And standing around I am.
Me: sorry. I'll fix it later kk?
Yoda: *leaves*
Hera: *already gone*
Chopper's interview:
Chopper: 😡
Me: I know I've nearly mentioned you
Chopper:😟
Me: sorry
Chopper:😩😫😖
Me: I'm not giving you a book called Chopper is better than Zeb.
Chopper: ☹️
Me: maybe