Imprinted with Embry( Bella and Embry Romance)

Funeral, Burial, and Receptions suck

ONE WEEK LATER

I was out of the hospital and today was the day of the funeral. Alice did my hair and my dress. My dress was back and seethroough in some places. The bodice was sleek and tight while the bottom flowed out, creating a circle. It had different layers andd designs eveerywhere. It was gorgeous. My hair was curled and place in a large bun at the back of my neck whilea few curls hung out. I was at the Cullens' house, and I was on a stool.

The counter was covered with curling irons and all types of makeup. Alice came in and took a brush. She said musically, "I am going to put pale foudation o you so when you blush ,because you know you will, it'll make your skin look like cream and roses. Noo I'm going to put eyeliner on the bottom of your eyes. Do not blink!"

I kept my eyes open as she put the coffee colored eyeliner on my eye. She took out some eyeshadow and said, "Bella, I'm going to now put on a silvery color on your eyelid. Now close your eyes."

I closed my eyes as sheput the powerdy crap on my lids. Shesaid, "Get up. Now we have to get you dressed and fid you shoes."

I sighed as I rose from my seat. I had been in that position for more then two hours. I felt the blood rush down my legs as it created a tingly sensation. I shook out my legs and followed Alice ito her closet. Oh my gosh, this thing is bigger then half of the house. My dress was in a drycleaning bag on a dresser. Alice grinned and said, "LIke it?"

I just rolled my eyes. Alice started going around the room at super humand speed. She finally zoomed up to me with a shoe box in hand. she flipped open the box and there lay the 1,000 dollar shoes I saw at the mall. I stared in wonder as I looked at them. The heel was four iches and the shoe part was shiny and sparkley.

I said, "wow, I love them Alice."

She grinned and said, "Start stripping. I have a black bra and undies in your size. It enhances cleavage so strip. Now."

I stripped down to bra and underwear. I took thoose off then put on ALice's specail bra and underwear.

I slide the dress on carefully. I put on the heels and Alice scream shirrly, "OHMygod!!!!!BELLA!! Your flipping gorgeous!!! C'mon let's show you to everyone!"

SHe put her arms under me and the next thing I know I'm in the living room. Jaws dropped and eyes popped, and an angry Rosaie fled the house. Emmett wolf-whistled, "Bella, your freaking sexy!"

Esme smiled and gave me a hug, "Bella, dear, your so beautiful."

JAsper said, "You look very beautiful."

But my favorite reaction was Edward's. His mouth was open. I walked over to him and said, "You'll catch flies if you keep your mouth open like that."

I shut his outh and walked over to Emmett. I asked, "When is Embry coming to get me?"

Edward growled. I said, "SHut up, Edward. I'm not your bissness anymore. I can't do whatever the hell I want and you aren't going to stop me. So shut up and butt out."

Everyone stared at me. Edward looked at me in dissapointment. Alice, Esme, and Emmett looked at me in shock. Carlisle and Jasper looked at me with understanding.

I said, "What?? Do you know he's made my life hell? He neary killed my boyfried." They all gasped except Edward, who looked at me with remorse. "He's looked in on me while I was basically naked and it scared the stuffing out of me." They all gasped and Esme and Carlisle looked at Edward with dissapointment. Alice, Emmett, and Jasper all glared at him. "yeah so I say what I want to him."