The Path Into My Shitty Poem Skills

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i can't rymthe for shit

so your askin' for it

you might want to sit

before you commit

so your sittin round at home 

in your little dome

on twitter and facebook and google chrome

not cheaking your messages on your mobile phone

worrying bout what if you had a clone?

you start freaking out 

and without a doubt

the websites you cheak out

leave you freaking the fuck out

you write to the world

and almost hurl

about this new discovery and this new world

everyone starts freaking out about this secret underworld

eyes grow wide and headlines scream

while you're there sitting, licking your ice cream

and suddenly theres a beam

clones pour out, their eyes filled with a gleam

you see your clone holding some whipped cream

so you dump your ice cream

and switch for the whipped cream

she smiles and holds her hand out 

you take it-for without a doubt

she had suddenly caught a trout

you smile and simply decide

your clone has made you fill with pride

and decided you'd let the fact that she was a clone, slide

you both cried

and decided together to get some pink coloured hair dye

Best friends for life you shouted together

and your lonliness began to rise like a feather

you'd band together

forever and ever

doing whatever, wherever, whenever

So that's my shitty rhyme

there won't be a next time

you'd better pay by the dime

and hopefully i wasted 10 minuets of one's time

vote + comment! feedback would be great thanks!

Inkflower x

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 06, 2014 ⏰

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