When Percy Jackson Meets Facebook

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A/N OKAY PLUMPKINS (hehe... PLUMPKINS. Funny. I like it) HERE'S THE DEAL. I adopted this story from @GinnyPotter01 . I don't know WHY in name of Hades she wanted to stop writing this story, but she put it up for adoption and chose me to adopt it. I promise to take good care of it. But my point is, I would like to give her credit for the story because she is the whole reason I'm even writing it. @GinnyPotter01 = MY INSPIRATION FOR THIS STORY. Now, since I'm too lazy to copy and paste each of her chapters like she told me to (sorry) I'm asking you to search her story, comment on her fabulous writing, add her part of the story to your library, read it, vote for it, and FOLLOW HER. Basically, annoy her to death with notifications. (I mean that in the nicest way possible. It's meant to be an endearing complement. BTW, I'm not entire sure what endearing means, but I'm 99.99999999999999942% sure it means something good. @GinnyPotter01 , I hope you take this authors note in the spirit that it's meant. Leo says you are on fire.) Now here's the first part of the Facebook story I ever wrote, AKA the adoption entry I used to get the lovely story in the first place.

Facebook Adoption Entry


Percy Jackson has updated his status

Cofession time! Everybody share one secret.

Comments

Piper McLean: I used to have a pink poodle.

Grover Underwood: Was this poodles name Gladiola by any chance?

Piper McLean: STALKER.

Percy Jackson: I HATED THAT POODLE.

Annabeth Chase: You're still not over it, Percy?

Percy Jackson: I will NEVER be over it!

Annabeth Chase: Too bad. Get over it.

Percy Jackson: No. You're impossible.

Annabeth Chase: You're insufferable.

Grover Underwood: Stop it! You two are giving me migraines! And sytrs don't even GET migraines!

Piper McLean: O.o

Percy Jackson: They made me say hello to your poodle.

Piper McLean: ....

Grover Underwood: Don't question the Percy logic.

Percy Jackson: You guys are mean. My logic is perfectly reasonable.

Annabeth Chase: No it is not Seaweed Brain.

Percy Jackson: WHAT HAPPENED TO SHARING OUR SECRETS, EH?!?!?!?!

Nico di Angelo: Well....

Percy Jackson: .... Do you have a secret, Nico.

Nico di Angelo: Maybe...

Jason Grace: I know it!

Nico di Angelo: You wouldn't.

Jason Grace: I would.

Percy Jackson: Oh! Do tell!

Nico di Angelo: DONT TELL JASON-

Jason Grace: NICO HAS A CRUSH ON-

Nico di Angelo: NO.

Percy Jackson: Ooohhhh! Nico has a girrrlfrrieennnddd!!!

Aphrodite: Stop Fangirling, Perseus. Shipping is my job.

Jason Grace: Hehe... Jackson just called himself a girl.

Nico di Angelo: SHUT UP.

Percy Jackson: I don't get it.

Nico di Angelo: You don't need to get it.

Annabeth Chase: Well I do get it is this true.

Jason Grace:....

Jason Grace: ..... Yes.

Nico di Angelo has logged off.

Annabeth Chase: NICO DI ANGELO IM GOING TO KILL YOU.

Percy Jackson: I don't understand.

Annabeth Chase: PERCY IS MINE.

Jason Grace: OH MY GODS HELP SONEONE NICO IS TRYING TO BREAK INTO MY CABIN IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!

Annabeth Chase has logged off

Percy Jackson: I still don't get it.

Cupid: MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Aphrodite: Hey! That's MY line!

Cupid: No.

Aphrodite: OH MY TITANS! EVERYONE IS STEALING MY SPOTLIGHT.

Cupid: #sorrynotsorry

Octavian Augustus: This is
fabulous.

Percy Jackson: Octopus, do you understand?

Octavian Augustus: Yes, I understand, now DONT CALL ME OCTOPUS OR THE PILLOW PET GETS IT.

Percy Jackson: Well now I feel like an idiot. Even... Octavian- not- octopus gets it. STAY AWAY FROM MY NEW PILLOW PET. *hiss*

A/N If you did not read the entire authors note above, please read it now. Leo Valdez is hidden up there somewhere in the authors note. GO FIND HIM. TROLOLOLOLLLLL.


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