Chapter 5

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Lo has updated her status

Hi

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Leo Valdez: *waves* Hello!

Annabeth Chase: That was quite a... Random... Status update.

Lo: Yes, yes, it was. Thank you.

Jason Grace: Who's Lo?

Lo: I'm a daughter of Hades.

Nico di Angelo: I have ANOTHER sister?

Lo: Yes. You have a problem with that, bro?

Nico di Angelo: No. No problem at all it was just... Unexpected. Uh... Welcome to Camp Halfblood and... Stuff.

Lo: Thanks I feel so welcome.

Nico di Angelo: Sure thing! Do NOT go inside the Hades cabin!

Lo: That big scary black cabin that has a "Keep Out or Die" sign on the door, but on the inside has only one bed made with a collection of unicorn pillow pets on it and Taylor Swift posters on the walls? No problem. I will not be going in that cabin again.

Nico di Angelo: ......

Percy Jackson: HAHAHAHAHAH

Jason Grace: I'm sorry but I CAN'T BREATH!!!

Frank Zhang: NICO! You like TAYLOR SWIFT?!

Hazel Levesque: UNICORNS?! OHMYGODS.

Tyson: o-D

Leo Valdez: Hey Nico I'm beginning to like this new sister of yours! :)

Lo: Thankyouverymuch :)



KJ has updated her status

Hello. I'm new at Camp Halfblood (daughter of Athena).

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Annabeth Chase: Welcome, sibling!

KJ: Thank you, sibling!

Malcom: Greetings, young grasshopper.

Nico di Angelo: What is it with Athena kids always calling other people grasshoppers?

KJ: You shall know in time, grasshopper.

Athena: My people seem to find that "grasshopper" is a more polite term for "peasant." It also is a more vivid vocabulary word and therefore is not comprehended in some cases.

Percy Jackson: I don't get it.

Athena: Exhibit A

Percy Jackson: Wut? #confused

Athena: *sigh* Oh, nevermind. . .

Nico di Angelo: Why does Percy use hash tags so much?

KJ: Well, my apprentice. . . I have no clue.

Nico di Angelo: Apprentice???

Annabeth Chase: It's used as a term of endearment

Nico di Angelo: *hiss*

KJ: Well, excuse me for attempting to be social. . .

Lo: ooooooOOOOOOoooooh!

KJ: Hush, child.


Wormy has updated her status

It is I, Wormy, daughter of Hermes!

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Travis Stoll: Hi!

Connor Stoll: I was going to say that, Travis!

Travis Stoll: Too bad, bro.

Wormy: Hi.

Leo Valdez: A STRANGER! From the OUTSIDE!

Nico di Angelo: The CLAW HAS CHOSEN!

Wormy: Wat

Jason Grace: Ooooooooo!!! Toy Story references!!!

Percy Jackson: YES!!! JUST KEEP SWIMMING JUST KEEP SWIMMING JUST KEEP SWINMING

Nico di Angelo: That's not Toy Story. That's Finding Nemo.

Percy Jackson: Sorry! I have short term memory loss.

Annabeth Chase: Oh my gods.

Percy Jackson: It runs in my family... At least I think it does... Where is my family anyways?

Leo Valdez: Percy why do you quote Dory? Why not another character? Like WAAALLLL-EEEEE!!!!

Percy Jackson: Because Dory is blue.

Wormy: I think I'm going to like it at Camp Halfblood.

Nico di Angelo: Yes. *tilts head sideways* We're all mad here.

KJ: ALICE IN WONDERLAND REFERENCE!!! See Nico this is why we are friends.

Lo: Ooooooooo

KJ: HUSH I SAY!!!

Wormy: Haha KINN KINN KINN

KJ has updated her status
A/N To those of you who don't know what Wormy meant by "Kinn": It's a ship name. I suggest you go read "Panic" by @lspurple22 for more details.




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