Chapter 3

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Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano has updated her status

Why don't we have a camp for Greeks and Romans???

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Octavian Augustus: Because reasons

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: I don't see why not.

Annabeth Chase: I agree with Rachel

Octavian Augustus: Well Rachel is wrong.

Percy Jackson: Shut up Octavian

Jason Grace: Yeah shut up Octavian *fistbump*

Percy Jackson: *fistbump*

Octavian Augustus: Whatever, my point is we don't need a camp for Romans and Greeks. In fact, it's a stupid idea.

Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano: Oh, it is?

Octavian Augustus: Oops, I mean...

Octavian Augustus has logged off

Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano: That's what I thought.

Jason Grace: I think it's a great idea. Leo and Annabeth could design it.

Leo Valdez: Yes! I've been waiting for this! I already have blueprints. I have an entire folder of plans for a new camp!

Annabeth Chase: Leo stole my line!

Percy Jackson: You both have FOLDERS of design plans for a Greek and Roman camp?

Leo Valdez: Yes.

Annabeth Chase: Yes.

Percy Jackson: O.o

Leo Valdez: Don't judge!

Annabeth Chase: Yeah, Percy. Dont judge. It's rude.


Hazel Levesque has updated her status

I'm sick of the Internet.

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Nico di Angelo: Lol why?

Hazel Levesque: Things like LOL! What does that even mean?!

Leo Valdez: It means Laughing Out Loud.

Hazel Levesque: Okay and what about ttyl? What's that? Is it some kind of illness?

Frank Zhang: I've been wondering about that, too.

Nico di Angelo: It means Talk To You Later.

Frank Zhang: Oooooooooohhhhh, okay.

Leo Valdez: *facepalm* Oh my gods, Frank, I can understand Hazel not knowing what it means but really????

Frank Zhang: Yes, really. Deal with it.

Hazel Levesque: Boys, be nice to each other.

Frank Zhang: Fine.

Leo Valdez: Whatever...

Hazel Levesque: And don't sass me.

Frank Zhang: Yeah, Valdez. Don't sass her.

Hazel Levesque: FRANK!

Frank Zhang: What?

Hazel Levesque: Shame on you. Go sit in the corner.

Leo Valdez: Yeah, Zhang. Go sit in the corner.

Nico di Angelo: LEO!

Hazel Levesque: Nico, it's fine. I can handle this.

Nico di Angelo: But I want to join the sass party. I'm the sass master.

Leo Valdez: Excuse me?

Percy Jackson: Was that a challenge?

Nico di Angelo: Yes, it was a challenge.

Percy Jackson: You might as well stick to being the Ghost King because I am the Sass Master.

Leo Valdez: UH NUH UH! *snaps fingers in Z formation* SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE ARGO TWO IS DA SASS MASTER!

Nico di Angelo: No. I am.

Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano: Oh dear gods. It's Spartacus all over again.

Annabeth Chase: Tell me about it! Lets just get this over with and kill them now.

Percy Jackson: The war has begun! And I've already won! (You see, my sass even rhymes.)

Nico di Angelo: Percy, if you were on fire, and I had a glass of water.......... I would drink the water.

Leo Valdez: Apply cold water to that burn! Of course, Nico, unfortunately for you, I can't be burned.

Nico di Angelo: There's a difference between fire and the River Styx, you idiot.

Leo Valdez: That was only sassy because you added idiot to the end.

Nico di Angelo: But you still didn't think of a good comeback!

Percy Jackson: Go chase a donut.

Leo Valdez: Go away Percy you already lost.

Percy Jackson: So did you.

Leo Valdez: THIS BOY IS ON FIRRREEEEEE!!!

Percy Jackson: Oh, so we're playing this game now huh?!?! Fine! UNDER THE SEA! UNDER THE SEA! DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER THAT'S WHERE IT'S BETTER TAKE IT FROM ME!

Nico di Angelo: I'm too sassy to burst into song.

Frank Zhang: Why can't I be the sass master?

Jason Grace: What about me?

Nico di Angelo: The sass master demands the position, not asks why they can't have it.

Hazel Levesque: You see this is exactly what I mean by "I am sick of the Internet." It's just plain weird.

Octavian Augustus: You're all idiots. Clearly, the sass master is I.

Nico di Angelo: You're Mr. Thick-thick Thickety Thickface from Ticktown, Thickania. And so is your dad!

Octavian Augustus: EXCUSE ME?!

Artemis: Well it's true.

Apollo: Whatever. We all know I'm the sass master.

Piper McLean: Wait! DID YOU ALL JUST MISS THAT REFERENCE?

Leo Valdez: What reference?

Percy Jackson: I'm still the sass master.

Nico di Angelo: Hello, I'm the Doctor.

Leo Valdez: No! You can't do that!

Nico di Angelo: I am a Timelord. Your argument is invalid.

Kronos: Oh. OH. I SEE HOW IT IS.

Piper McLean: I think the Doctor wins.

Leo Valdez: Yeah...

Percy Jackson: I guess...

Nico di Angelo: Yes! I AM A TIMELORD!

The Doctor: He isn't lying.

Nico di Angelo: WHAT?!

Piper McLean: WHAT?! Hello, Doctor.

The Doctor: Oh, look at the time! Gotta go! Hello, Piper. Goodbye, Piper!

Nico di Angelo: No!

The Doctor: By the way, I am the sass master. Don't even try to disagree.

The Doctor has logged off

Nico di Angelo: WHAT.

Piper McLean: Oh my gods... I JUST TALKED TO THE DOCTOR ON FACEBOOK!!!

Jason Grace: Piper calm down.

Piper McLean: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!!!! THAT WAS THE DOCTOR DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!!!

Jason Grace: I'll just let you fangirl for a bit.

Jason Grace has logged off

Nico di Angelo: I'm confused.

Piper McLean: NICO YOU ARE A TIMELORD!!!!

Nico di Angelo: I'm a confused Timelord.

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