Chapter One

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Nico di Angelo has updated his status

GRACE. MUST. DIE.

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Thalia Grace: Excuse me? *sharpening knives*

Nico di Angelo: Not you. Your brother.

Thalia Grace: Oh, okay. Continue.

Hades: I wanna help!

Nico di Angelo: YEAH! *high five*

Hades: *high five*

Jason Grace: No offense, Hades, but you make me think of Scar from The Lion King. And Nico is like one of your little hyena minions.

Nico di Angelo: *cackles maniacally* We shall destroy you!

Jason: Now I'm scared. *backs away nervously*

Hades: RUN, SIMBA, RUN!

Jason Grace has logged off

Zues: Does this mean I'm Mufasa. Who is dead.

Hades: Yes.

Leo Valdez has updated his status

YOU GUYS AIN'T GONNA BELEIVE THIS BUT A RANDOM CAMPER JUST THREATENED TO EAT MY TACO TRUCK

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Percy Jackson: NOT THE TACO TRUCK.

Hazel Levesque: What's a taco?

Leo Valdez: *sighs* Not this again. Well, my young apprentice, a taco-

Hazel Levesque: Forget it I can just ask Frank.

Percy Jackson: FRAZEL FOREVERRR. Wait a minute HAZEL WHY ARE YOU ON FACEBOOK.

Pluto: YOURE TOO YOUNG FOR FACEBOOK YOUNG LADY. YOU ARE ONLY A BABY HELLPUPPY

Leo Valdez: HAHAHAHAHA

Hazel Levesque: Father stop it. You're embarrassing me.

Percy Jackson: Idk I agree with Pluto.

Pluto: IM SHUTTING DOWN YOUR ACCOUNT.

Percy Jackson: YEAH IM GONNA HELP

Hazel Levesque: You two are way overprotective. You don't even know my password.

Pluto: OH, MERCURY

Percy Jackson: OH, HERMES

Hermes: The god of Internet has arrived to the Internet.

Pluto: SHUT DOWN MY DAUGHTERS FACEBOOK ACOUNT. AND STOP BEING SO... Greek!

Nico di Angelo: Father, let Hazel be.

Pluto: No, foolish Greek!

Nico di Angelo: Hades, you better stop that, Hades, right now, Hades!

Pluto: Stop calling me by my Greek name!

Nico di Angelo: HADES HADES HADES PLUTO HADES HADES

Hades: You give me headaches! HEADACHES!

Nico di Angelo: Why are you repeating yourself, Pluto?

Pluto: I repeat things for emphasis! EMPHASIS!

Nico di Angelo: PLUTO HADES PLUTO HADES PLUTO HADES EMPHASIS MAGIC PLUTO HADES HEADACHES HEADACHES GREEK IS PLUTO ROMAN IS HADES INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE!!!!

Pluto and Hades have logged off

Hazel Levesque: Thanks, Nico.

Nico di Angelo: No problem.

Percy Jackson: Ive been doin some thinkin and.... OH MY GODS I UNDERSTAND NICO'S SECRET NOW.

Hazel Levesque: What secret?

Nico di Angelo has logged off

Percy Jackson: WAIT NO DONT GO

Hazel Levesque: I still don't understand.

Percy Jackson has logged off

Hazel Levesque: PERCY GET OUT OF MY CABIN I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW SOMEBODY GET HIM OUT OF MY CABIN ANNABETH HELLLPPPP SBZTBSRTBSSTVAHIYBCFURSBTJXEBZSHIBCDB DHKIYXCSV SUHCEHTII

Hazel Levesque has logged off

Leo Valdez: Gods I post about a taco truck, leave for ten minutes and these are the kind of comments I get.

Nico di Angelo has updated his status

Hey, everyone! We're playing truth or dare and I just asked Leo truth or dare. He says dare, but I don't have any good ideas. Any suggestions?

A/N I'm giving you guys the opprotunity to participate in this! Respond and talk to Nico in the comments! Thanks! Nico: "Please talk to me in the comments!"

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