Bold is Ashton
Italics is Allison
Hi....
Hi
Oh my unicorn poop! U actually said hi!!
*face palms dramatically* unicorn poop? Srsly?
You know you shouldn't face palm. It might sound impossible, But I'm afraid your face might get uglier.
First off, I have ice in my fridge. Second, stop searching up roasts on Google.
*gasp* how did you know?!!
Kinda obvious. I mean like you can't come up with decent quality on your own with that brain of yours.
Wait. Sorry. Forgot. You don't have a brain.
Is this a roasting session now?
Naw. A bbq session.
But it's literally October.
We shall barbecue indoors you idiot.
And then burn the whole house down?
Yep. With my roasts of course!
I have packed my survival kit.
What does it contain?
Ice, fire extinguishers, marshmallows (on a stick), and probably Google...
That Google ruined it.
Google ruins everything.
Yep. It ruined Bing and yahoo.
Did you... Ok nvm...
Ok idiot. Better study your roasts.
*lights hits face dramatically* *wind blows hair* *whispers* The roast session. It's coming.
*suddenly sneezes and reveals your stage and crew are on a very tight budget*
-______-
You are a lot like Google. You ruin dreams.
Well I can't let you,aka Bing,take over can I?
You do have a good point there.
I shall now study my roasts!
You really should.
Ashton has left the chat room.
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Text Pals ✔️
Short Story"Do you like texting more or writing letters?" "Writing letters sounds more romantic." "And that's why we are texting." In which a boy and girl meet because of a stupid school project Credits: Cover: @sunswept
