T h I r T y - S E V e n

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Bold is Ashton
Italics is Allison

Wait so r u gunna watch the game?

Wait r u gunna notice I don't care?

Bruh ur turning down a discount!

What's the discount?

You'll probably have to pay $6? $5? Something like that.

So 50% off?

Pretty much.

Nah.

Ur also turning down the offer to see my family and friends.

You have friends?

Ur also turning down the offer to see my gorgeous face.

I don't think there's an offer for that.

Why not?

Because a gorgeous face on you is impossible.

.....

Ur ruining my self esteem.

It was ruined before I even met you.

Ah, but technically we didn't meet yet.

Touché.

I'm surprised you know what that means.

Oh my gawd ash....

;)

Yea I'm turning down the offer.

Allison has left the chatroom.

"What has the discount ever done to you?"

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