Bold is Ashton
Italics is Allison
What future goals does your text pal have?
Oh you mean besides annoying me till I die?
I dunno.
WAIT HOW DID UR TEACHER KNOW I PLAYED SOCCER BEFORE?
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Oh my gosh.
Allison please tell me u r joking.
I'm not.
WAIT U PLAY SOCCER
The more u know.
Can I write that? Please?
Does your teacher like puns?
Um no not really.
Then I suggest you don't
My text pal's goals are to get into a good college, get a good job, and be successful in life.
When u low key lie to get good grades.
U gotta admit it's good tho.
Mainly cuz it's everyone's goal basically.
Yeah that the whole point.
If your text pal could have any superpower, what would her/she choose?
How is this question even.
Idk but it could be odd.
OH MY GOSH THOMPSON.
;)
Why are calling me Thompson?
Do you love it so much you want it to be ur last name too?
;)
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Smooth Thompson. Smooth.
I try.
If my text pal would have any superpower, she would chose the power to be able to annoy me every second of my life.
This is scientifically incorrect.
Oh do tell humble scientific scientist that just so happens to be texting me and wants to correct ENGLISH homework.
Indeed I shall then.
1) you do not have a life
2) I already do annoy you every second
3) there is no way your teacher will accept that answer
Fine. What superpower do you want then?
I really don't know. Probably telekinesis.
So u can make me trip over random rocks or something?
Wow I actually never thought of that! If I ever do get telekinesis, I'll probably do that! :)
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Dang it.
If my text pal could have any superpower, she would like to have telekinesis so she could make me trip over rocks.
Kewl.
HA! I TOLD U IT WOULD CATCH ON.., I TOLD U!
.... let's move on to the next question shall we?
Where things do your text pal like?
I dunno but I can tell you things she dislikes.
Me.
On point Thompson. On point.
On second thought, she does like me. (I don't wanna break the fangirls hearts ya know)
The fourth wall has been broken.
Well Trumps gonna build it again anyways.
How did this conversation go from me not liking you to Trump?
I honestly have no idea.
I like unicorns and pandas and soft cuddly animals. I like lattes... with ice. I like walks in the park. I like a lot of things.
O_o
Are you Allison Simons?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Yes.
ARE YOU REALLY SURE?
OH MY GOSH U IDIOT. IM NOT AN IDIOT. I DONT LET OTHER PEOPLE KNOW MY PASSWORD.
Okay nvm it's defiantly Allison.
A year and u still don't know me.
S'cues me young lady. But we're technically still strangers. In case you haven't noticed. *flips hair*
Um S'cues me young man. Who you think you talking too? *flips hair* who are you to flip your hair? S'cues me but I think you don't have the power to do so. HMMMMM
Umm yes mam
That's more like it now drop and do your hw!
Yes m-mam
My text pal likes soft cuddly animals, lattes with ice, walks in the park, roasting me, and annoying me.
Umm ash
Yea?
That answer is equivalent to you getting a bad grade.
I don't care anymore at this point.
Yea I noticed.
Yolo.
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Text Pals ✔️
Short Story"Do you like texting more or writing letters?" "Writing letters sounds more romantic." "And that's why we are texting." In which a boy and girl meet because of a stupid school project Credits: Cover: @sunswept
