This happened IRL at school
For entertainment purposes I'll skip the beginning of the conversation
One of them fish popular girls that will be known as "Ale": He loved you like LOVED you —shes referring to 'Lukas'—
Pheonix: No he didn't
Ale: He told me
Pheonix: I thought you said nerds were too boring
Ale: I'm talking to you right now ohhhh!!
Pheonix: And I said I don't like talking to idiots and I'm talking to one right now
Somewhat Popular Guy That's My Friend he will be known as Lauro: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
2 mins later cuz this fish ain't giving up
Ale: No like he actually told me
Pheonix: Oh really?
Ale: Yeah
Pheonix: Well he's never mentioned you anytime I've talked to him besides I know him better than you
Ale: He's been in my class for 3 years! (That's actually true)
Pheonix: Bet you 20 bucks he's never talked to you in those 3 years
Lauro: Get them bucks girl
Ale: *****
Pheonix: Who me or you?
Lauro: *cracking up*
Ale: Shut up Laura
Pheonix: His name is "Lauro" with an 'O' as in... OHHHHH you need to go back to school!!!!
Ale: We are in school *******
Pheonix: Oww my feelings...
Ale: Oh I'm sorry did I hurt you? *mock sadness*
Pheonix: Sarcasm a way for smart people to insult idiots without them knowing *goes back to working on school work*
Ale: Don't ignore me
Pheonix: *working aka ignoring her*
Lauro: Imagine the grand theft auto "WASTED" thing but instead if "WASTED" its "IGNORED"
Ale: Shut. The. ****. Up
Again like 30secs later cuz she don't know when to quit
Ale: He liked you
Pheonix: No he liked Val
Ale: She's ugly as ****
Pheonix: He likes her for who she is not the way you get your boyfriends
Ale: No he likes you look your so pretty
Pheonix: He likes her, he told me, she likes him back, she told me, they are a cc pretty much
Ale: He likes you not her
Pheonix: Ok you're not getting the point so I'll simplify it
Ale: He lik-
Pheonix: It's rude to talk when someone's talking
Ale: Do you think I-
Pheonix: Let me finish. The reason your doing this is to 'ruin' our friendship is because you can't make yours last!
Lauro: OHHHHHHHH THE SHOTS. HAVE. BEEN. FIRED!!!
Ale: *finally shuts up*
Later in math class
Ale: Omg can you help me!!
Pheonix: Why?
Ale: Cuz... You're my friend?
Pheonix: No
Ale: You're mean
Pheonix: I can live with that
Ale: *struggling cuz this fish didn't study*
Pheonix: *quietly* Victory
Complete Savage 😎
