I'm Pan
Math Class
Me: *whisper* Hey I'm going to tell something to Ale to see her reaction
Friend: Ok?
Ale: What? I heard my name
Me: I'm pan
Ale: What?
Me: XD *dying laughing*
Lunch Break
Me: Hey __________!
__________: What?
Me: I'm pan
__________: Pan? Like Peter Pan?
Me: XDD Omg
Girl's Locker Room
Me: Ale!
Ale: What?
Me: I'm pan! XD
Ale: What I don't get it
Me: I know why do you think I told you that? XD
Loudest Happy Birthday EVER
Girl's Locker Room (same time as the previous story aka today)
Me: *changing into my school uniform*
Everyone except me and my friends: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Me: I think my ears just died... and the boys probably heard that too. Dammit ________ why'd you have to be popular...
YA FLIPP FLOPPING SCALY LITTLE FISH!!!
At A Party
Me: *taking about stuff with some girl*
Girl: *starts talking about sexualities*
Both: *talking about sexualities*
Girl: I'm hetero, you?
Me: Uh pan
Girl: OMG REALLY!? 😀
Me: Yeah!
Girl: Do you like that guy?
Me: He's. Ok???
Girl: How about that girl?
Me: She's uh fine?
Girl: *keeps asking 'Do you like _______'*
Me: Ok listen. Just because I can like anyone doesn't mean I do like everyone m'kay?
