HALP

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  So, I was cleaning the toilet in the upstairs bathroom, just listening to some P!ATD, and it is So...FrEaKiN...HoT Up ThErE. My dad said that the light bulbs reflected a LOT of damn heat, and it felt like a SAUNA in there! I'm just all like "HALP I'M MELTTIINNGGG. SCREW U UPSTAIRS BBBAAATTTHHHRRROOOMMM!!!" So now I'm in the downstairs bathroom, and I have to clean THIS toilet. It's not as hot as upstairs, but it feels like there's NO air conditioning in here WHATSOEVER. WHY DO ALL MY BATHROOMS FEEL LIKE OUTSIDE UUUUGGGHHHH. Well, I have to die...uhm...I mean, finish my chores :'). Peace out, little meese!

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