The Random Book Of Randomness

GUYS PLZ HELP ME

I'M DYING

NWUDUEBSHIJCNEKE

SO LIKE I WAS OUTSIDE TAKING DOWN HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS AND I STEPPED ON A THORN AND IT'S WEDGED INTO MY FOOT PRETTY GOOD AND I DON'T WANT TO PULL IT OUT CUZ I'M A CHICKEN AND IT WILL HURT RLY BADLY SO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY DAD TO COME AND SAVE ME

K BYE

HAVE A NICE DAY :')

PRAY FOR ME PLZ

JK IT'S NOT THAT BAD