"Good evening! I'm speaking from Sip Coffee Nation. What can I serve you today?"
"..."
"Hello? Is there a human on the other end or is it a warning call from aliens about robbing our Coffee shop?"
"How do you still have your job?"
"Oh, it's you, Mr. Jock."
"Stop being so stereotypical!"
"So, you're telling me you're not a Jock?"
"....I am."
"Then, I was right, huh?"
"Aliens, seriously?"
"Dude, when you have a 9 year old cousin who demands a new story about aliens every single night then you've got to have a vivid imagination."
"And why would they want to rob your Café of all the places? And they would warn you, why?"
"They would rob our café because we serve the best coffee here. They warn you because they are aliens, duh."
"Best coffee? You wish."
"Is that so? So you didn't call here to place an order?"
"Wha-? Huh? Of course not!"
"Oh really? Then please stop wasting my time, there is a long waiting list of people who want to call here."
"Hey! Wait-"
"*Beep, beep*"
"Damn it! How do I get my coffee now?"
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I Dialed The Last Digit Wrong | ✔
Short StoryHighest rank - #1 In humor I which a guy dials the last digit wrong and that leads to endless conversations, nonsense bickering and pranks! An honest mistake which finds him a friendship that is worth worshipping, teaches him a lesson worth learnin...
