"Wake up, birthday boy!"
"Nooo!"
"Not even when it's your girlfriend waking you up?"
"...No!"
"Not even when I brought you a cake?"
"WHERE'S THE CAKE?!"
"Yeah, I can totally feel the love, Kevin."
"Sorry? So, where's the cake?"
"You're such a kid! Here it is, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEVIN!"
"Thank you so mu- AAHHHHH!"
"What happened?"
"What the hell is that..that thing doing on my birthday cake?!"
"It's a spider and it's on your birthday cake because I ordered a spider themed birthday cake!"
"Are you kidding me? Take that thing away from me and who, in their sane mind orders a spider themed birthday cake?!"
"I do! It's so unique! And it's not like the spider's real, it's made of fondant!"
"Oh, it's fondant? Ashton, please warn me the next time you decide to do something like this."
"Nah. What'd be the fun in that? Now, let's cut the cake!"
"Okay."
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear-"
"Uh, Ashton?"
"Yeah?"
"Why is this fondant spider moving?"
"It's moving?"
"Yeah."
"AHHHH!!!"
"AHHHHH!!!"
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I Dialed The Last Digit Wrong | ✔
Short StoryHighest rank - #1 In humor I which a guy dials the last digit wrong and that leads to endless conversations, nonsense bickering and pranks! An honest mistake which finds him a friendship that is worth worshipping, teaches him a lesson worth learnin...
