I Dialed The Last Digit Wrong | ✔

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"Good evening! I'm speaking from Sip Coffee Nation! What can I serve you today?"

"It's me. Again."

"I've been expecting-"

"DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT OR ELSE I'M HANGING UP AGAIN!"

"Dude, take a chill pill! I appreciate having my ears intact!"

"Then don't use that creepy voice with me again!"

"Fine. I won't but only because I've a feeling that I'm gonna be very happy at the end of this phone call."

"I'm already regretting calling again."

"So, what is it? Your third call today? What's the reason, huh?"

"Why do you need to ask? Shouldn't you know it already since you're Psychic?"

"Oh, I know, alright? Just want to hear you say it!"

"Not happening!"

"Oh, yeah? Well then, you're not getting what you want either!"

"Ugh. You're infuriating!"

"heh. I get that a lot. Nothing new."

"No wonder."

"Now, go ahead and say it."

"..."

"I'm waitingggg!"

"Iwantarepeatofyesterdaysorder."

"What did you say? Sorry, I didn't quite catch it since you're mumbling."

"I WANT A FUCKING REPEAT OF YESTERDAY'S GOD DAMN ORDER!"

"Whoa, no need to be hostile. Speak nicely and I might place your order."

"YOU- *sigh* This is  only for the coffee. Can you please give me the same order, please?

"Now that's what I'm talking about! Since I'm such a nice person, I'll place your order. Do you want it delivered at the same address?"

"I didn't realize that the definition of nice became the opposite! *fake gasp*. And yeah, deliver it to the same address."

"Do you want a red chilli smoothie to be delivered to your house instead? No? Then turn down that sarcasm."

"I don't like you!"

"*Gasp* Oh My God! I don't like you either! Isn't that amazing?"

"..."

"So, you called today. That means.."

"Goodbye!"

"I WON THE BET! I won the bet!!! I won-"

*beep, beep*

"RUDE! Oh well, I'll still rub it in your face tomorrow!"