"Hello!-"
"I can't believe you did that to me!"
"Dude, you shouldn't smoke so much. Your voice is really raspy, I can barely understand it! And excuse me, what did I ever do to you? I don't even know you!"
"It's me, you Hyena!!"
"Oh! Mr. Jock! Why does your voice sound so different?"
"Do you even need to ask?"
"Nah. I know it's the magic of my amazing drink!"
"I've never wanted to kill anybody so badly!"
"You sound so funny right now!"
"You-"
"Dude, I can't find anything sweet in the kitchen!"
"Then go and get me something! My mouth's on fire!"
"Since I'm a really kind person, I'll tell you the remedy. Eat honey, it'll cool down the burns."
"That's like throwing someone in front of a vehicle and then saying 'Since I'm such a nice person, I'll call the ambulance.' And you are not a nice person, you're the worst person I've ever met!"
"That was mean! And we've never met so I can't take that title."
"Then you get the title of being the worst person I've ever talked to! AND THAT WAS MEAN? Then what would you call setting my tongue on fire, huh? An act of kindness?"
"Hey! No, I call it revenge! Hehehe.."
"You just wait. I'll get you!"
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I Dialed The Last Digit Wrong | ✔
Short StoryHighest rank - #1 In humor I which a guy dials the last digit wrong and that leads to endless conversations, nonsense bickering and pranks! An honest mistake which finds him a friendship that is worth worshipping, teaches him a lesson worth learnin...
