1.)
"Halloween was yesterday, why are you still wearing a costume?"
"I'm....not wearing one?"
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but you didn't have wings yesterday."
2.)
"Well this is a nice change of scenery."
"It's a prison cell."
"I was being sarcastic."
3.)
"Seven billion people in the world, and you're overreacting because we killed one man."
"But-"
"Seven. Billion. People. Now quit the complaining and drink your smoothie."
4.)
"Do you trust me?"
"No."
"Smart man."
5.)
"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction!"
6.)
"Why is he bleeding?"
"Because he's an idiot."
"I didn't know that idiocy caused people to start spontaneously bleeding from the nose."
"I think it's a new phenomenon."
7.)
"It's ok, you don't have to love me."
8.)
"You really have no clue who I am?"
"You'd think the confused looks and blank stare would have answered that for you."
9.)
"Your home is a mess......you could have at least cleaned the bathroom."
"Had I known I would have guests at three O'clock in the morning I'm sure I would have."
10.)
"Why aren't you worshiping me, mortal?"
"Not interested, thanks."
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