The Signs When They Stub Their Toe

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Okay, so some of you may have read the same scenario with swearing, I took the swearing off. Keepin' it PG 😎

Aries- GOD DAMN IT *Breaks down door*

Taurus- CRAP MAN

Gemini- FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR

Cancer- I *sobs* HATE YOU *Sobs intensify*

Leo- *Screams while laying down face first on a bed*

Virgo- THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES

Libra- Goodbye cruel world

Scorpio- *Rips door off hinges* NO MORE

Sagittarius- *Hits the door* STOP

Capricorn- *Bites their fist* I'm fine, I swear it's totally not broken!

Aquarius- THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE!

Pisces- BUT WHY ME

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