Aries: One, two, three... I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND!
Taurus: And uh, to celebrate the um, third day of this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST!
Gemini: Tell the king of Spain to **** with me, 'cause I don't care about his trading policy!
Cancer: Have a town meeting, I want to hold every newborn baby.
Leo: Let's dedicate this entire month to my birthday! We can get drunk! Feast for everyone, even peasants!
Virgo: Shh, leave me alone, I'm planning my next World War
Libra: I need to meet all the other new monarchs, and I dress and let's have a ball tonight!
Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants to kill me #true
Sagittarius: National Get S*** Faced Day, am I right?
Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS
Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now!
Pisces: I don't wanna go to war, please can we just be happy! Look at how many kitties are in my palace!
This wasn't meant to be offensive in any way!
Love you all!
~ Rose
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Zodiacs! || Completed ✓
De TodoThis is a completed book of zodiacs! I hope you enjoy! If you want some more fantabulous zodiac stuff, check out my other book - Zodiacs 2. NOTES~ - Contains SOME suggestive themes and mild language
