So basically this is about my beloved Sirius Orion Black X Reader.
Loosely (almost, or fully, URG IDK!) based on songs, mostly by One Direction. Coz 'm a Directioner Teehee!
Suggestions welcomed here, Requests accepted here.
Happy Valentine's day (2...
IT'S MY SIRIBOOBOO'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I'M SOOOOO HAPPY!!!!! ANY IDEA HOW OLD HE IS NOW???
57. Yes, fifty seven. FRIGGIN FIFTY SEVEN!! AWW MY BABY JUST GREW UP LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!!
People who want party, 9 o'clock tonight, my house.
SO AS IT'S SIRIUS'S BIRTHDAY TODAY, I'M PUTTING MANYYYYY THINGS IN THIS UPDATE! YAYYYYYYYYY!!!
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#1] HOW TO FIND SIRIUS
You lost Sirius in a crowd.
You: I can't find Sirius.
You: *shouts* WHY DID LILY MARRY JAMES? SHE HATED HIM!
Sirius from the crowd: *shouting back* NAH SHE DIDN'T!
You: Found him.
PS: It sucked. I have more.
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#2 Punny Sirius
This is something I found on Pinterest:
When Remus looks scared Sirius: Haha look at the Scarewolf!
When Marauders are playing Truth or dare James: Truth or dare, Remus? Remus: Dare Sirius: Woah step back for the Darewolf
When Remus refused to show him his homework Sirius: That's not Fairwolf! C'mon Sharewolf!!
When Remus closes the door, the curtains and puts Silencing charm on the dorm Sirius: Why are you denying me the access to fresh air Moony? Do you want me to suffocate and die? Remus: No, you see I'm not wearing clothes under these sheets... Sirius: Yeah I'm aware Remus: Don't you dare Sirius: Dare what? *blinks innocently Remus: Please God help me Sirius: Aw cute, little barewolf is grumpy
When he can't find Remus Sirius: Wherewolf? Sirius: *finds Remus * Sirius: Therewolf.
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#3) Imagine a blindfolded James on his wedding day trying to find his bride but kissing Sirius in a wedding gown instead. I think Sirius would have made a beautiful bride. What do you think?
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#4) Punny Sirius no. 2
Sirius: Hey Prongs. What is a deer with only one eye called? James: I don't know. What? Sirius: No I-deer. Remus: Can you guys keep it low- Wait JAMES DON'T HIT SIRIUS WITH THAT BROOMSTICK! _____
#5 Sirius: URGGG Y/N! I can't believe you ate the last piece of chocolate! You ate the only good thing that ever happened in my life! *sobs* You know what? I'm leaving. *sniffs* Goodbye. And remember *wipes his nose on your scarf* I love you. Lily: Uh, is he okay Y/N? You: Don't worry, he's just having his daily drama queen moment. He'll come back in 3, 2... Sirius: HEY GUYS I'M BACK! You: Told you.
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#6
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Old in age, toddler in behaviour, baby at heart...
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#7
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______ HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS!!! *dies dreaming about Sirius* *comes back because HEY IF I LEAVE WHO'D ANNOY YOU GUYS WITH STUFF LIKE THIS?*
