When He Tries To Cook For You

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                                                                          The Rake

"You know something Rake." He was hesitant to answer you

"...Yes Y/N?"

"Please leave the cooking or anything in the kitchen at all to me will you?" He nodded in 

agreement with you. In his attempt to heat up soup he put it in a tin can and put it in the 

microwave. The microwave exploded.

                                                           The Seedeater

"You're lucky you know that Y/N?" You stared at him

"Why you say that seedy?" He threw you a smirk over his shoulder

"Because i can cook without blowing anything up." You couldn't help but chuckle at that 

because he was right.

                                                            Herobrine

"Hero listen to me." He flinched at your tone

"...I'm listening." You turned to look him in his eyes

"If i ever catch you in the kitchen again i'll sever both your arms and you'll only have stubs." He 

gulped and nodded vigorously

Somehow he made all the pots melt with how high he put the stove

                                                                 BRVR

"...Well it's safe to say i'm banned from the kitchen."

"Yes. The Fuck. You are." You were seething inside. You had to send him away so you can clean 

up the mess he made. How did a whole bunch of black gunk end up on the ceiling, you don't 

know and you don't want to know.

                                                                Grinny

"Grinny you are on punishment." He looked at you nervously

"How severe?" You gave him a wicked smile

"No more of your favorite treat for two months." He groaned and went to protest. "You're lucky 

i'm letting you off that easy considering the mess you made in this damn kitchen." He sulked as 

he looked and he wondered himself how he made the wall seem melting with the stuff on it.

                                                                     Zalgo

"You know something Zalgo." You glanced at him "You're good at a lot of things but cooking is 

not your strong suit. At all." He cleared his throat and rubbed the back of his head 

embarrassingly

"You may just be right."

"I thought you was smart enough to not make the microwave explode and then break the fridge 

in your bout of anger."

"I'm not perfect."

"No you're not, but you're never going in the kitchen again."

                                                             Sonic Exe

"Sonic pray tell me." He was rubbing his head and looking off to the side to hide his 

embarrassed blush

"What?"
"How do you manage to blow up the ENTIRE kitchen in less than a minute?"

"I was trying to make you something..."

"Thank you, but please do me a favor and leave the cooking to me."

                                                         Tails Doll

"Tails, my love"

"...Yes my darling..." You glanced at him and back into the mess you call a kitchen

"If you want to have something to eat please tell me to avoid the blowing up of the kitchen." He 

nodded meekly as you both watched your footing to get to the cleaning supplies on the other 

side of what used to be the kitchen.

                                                            Smile Dog

"Smile you are the best thing that ever happened to me, you know that right?" He glanced at you

"Yes i do, thank you."

"Good but please for the love of everything and anything don't ever try to cook a meal in your life. We would still have a working EVERYTHING if you didn't try and cook."

"I won't try to cook ever again."
"Thank you."

                                                                Suicidal Mouse

Mousy surprisingly knew how to cook and he made you breakfast for dinner (choose your 

favorite breakfast)

"I never knew you knew how to cook mousy."

"That's just another little secret of mine." He gave you a wink and you gave him a cheeky grin in return.

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This one didn't need to be long either  and i know my spacing is weird but i try to put a space in between each line and Wattpad has a mind of it's own -_-

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