Such a douche (FrUK)

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** for WeAreNotAsocial 🌹☕️ **

Francis Bonnefoy was one of the rudest, most perverted, most heathen...! Urgh! Arthur couldn't stand him! No matter what he did, the Frenchman always made it his mission to either hit on him, or just plain annoy him. Finally he had enough.

"You're such a douche!" He snapped. Francis looked up, perfectly manicured eyebrow raised.

"...excuse me?"

Arthur bristled. So rude. "Oh my apologies, maybe you didn't understand me. I meant to say le douche, frog."

Francis smiled. He wasn't supposed to smile. "Arthur, cher, you just called me a shower."

...fuck.

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