Secondhand Embarrassment

four: bad nicknames

lennon || noah

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i'm starting to feel like this
is a one way relationship
do you want to know why?

because i always do all the
talking and all you do is
sit there and look cute

did you actually just
answer your own question?

well good morning to you too

do you have any idea
what time it is, noah?

i didn't know that line would
get you to respond so fast

that was a serious question

no, mom *rolls eyes*
i don't know what time it is
i have somehow lost all ability
on how to read a clock

don't you dare "mom" me
it's almost three in the morning

but the real question is
why are you still up?

because your text woke
me up, you idiot
why are you still awake?

i couldn't sleep because
there's this one question
that's been bugging me

let me guess
you're gonna tell me right?
i can't wait to hear this

how would you feel if
i called you lemon?

i thought i told you i only
wanted to be called lime

are you serious?

...

hello?

it's me

i was wondering if after
all these tinder messages
you'd like to meet

i see what you did there

but in all seriousness
can i call you lemon?

and what would i call you?

your boyfriend

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