lennon || olivia || billy || noah
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noah lyons has just added you to:
"it was all lennon's idea"so was this group chat really
lennon's idea or noah's?LENNON
noah
lying was a sin, lennon
then i guess you're the sinner
lennon carter has just changed the name to:
"noah's going straight to hell"thanks to you, our nonexistent
children are already doomedthen we should just name them angel
i'd really appreciate it if you all didn't
blow up my notifications with baby namesbut if i do say so myself,
william is quite a charming namei was starting to feel like the
third wheel without you, willyou two should really get a room
noah, this is a group message
it doesn't really work that wayi know, billy. i'm not stupid
i just really wanted to say thati cant believe you actually
created the group chat, noahit was LENNON
noah, i do not approve of this lying
who do you think you are?
you're not my motherno, but i am your girlfriend
oh shit. she just roasted you
do you need some ice for that burn?
i can see why you two found each other
you're both siding with HERnoah lyons has just changed the name to:
"lennon supporters + noah"you've all joined the dark side and
lennon doesn't even have cookiesthat's because i have lemonade
cookies still trump lemonade
noah, wait a minute...
you can't bake to save your lifeshut up, billy
you're supposed to be on my side
what kind of brother are you?one that wants to make sure
you can keep your girlfriendyou weren't wrong about
these notifications, goddid someone say god?
i think we need to call
on him for help todayyou're jewish, noah
lennon is just on fire today
billy lyons has just changed the name to:
"this girl (lennon) is on fire"*cues alicia key's song*
i hate you guys with a burning passion
i love you too, sweetie
did lennon just say she loves noah?
more importantly, did she
just call him sweetie?i think she did
promise me something, olivia
no matter what happens, you
will never let us turn into themyou say that now, but just wait
until you've been dating
for a couple monthsthey've been seeing each other
for more than two months, noahshe's back at it again
with the white vans
WAIT WHAT
WHY DIDNT ANYONE
BOTHER TO TELL ME?i thought the reason you made
the group chat was because you
wanted to go on a double datehow many times do i have to tell you
I DIDNT MAKE THE GROUP CHATi apologize for his behavior, olivia
i'll make sure he's punishedthat sounds kinky
because refusing to order
pizza for dinner is so kinkywell when you put it that way,
it just sounds like tortureyou can't deprive your man of food, lennon
don't you know that pizza is a necessity?THANK YOU BILLY
am i the only one still wondering
who made this group message?IT WAS LENNON
no, it was definitely noah
who do you believe, olivia?
sorry to burst your bubble,
but i just don't trust anyone
who talks in all capsnoah lyons has just changed the name to:
"i give up"☼~☼~☼~☼~☼
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Secondhand Embarrassment
Short Storyin which lennon accidentally swipes right for noah on tinder and lands herself in the middle of a very sticky situation