lennon || noah
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are you related to the sun?
i didn't realize i opened
the weather channel app
because you just
brightened up my day
since when did you
become a weatherman
the last time i checked
i didn't ask for the forecast
i think you spelled
forecast wrong
there's supposed to be
a "u" and "i" in it
do you know what else
has a "u" and "i" in it
what
nuisance
repulsive
unappealing
obnoxious
unattractive
and you're the one calling
me a walking thesaurus
idontgiveafuck
this one is my favorite
ilovenoahsomuch is
a thousand times better
how about
ihatenoahsomuch
that one kinda just
rolls off the tongue
beautiful
did you really just
call me beautiful?
no, it's just another word
with "u" and "i" in it
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YOU ARE READING
Secondhand Embarrassment
Short Storyin which lennon accidentally swipes right for noah on tinder and lands herself in the middle of a very sticky situation
