Secondhand Embarrassment

ten: nitrogen and oxygen

lennon || noah

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i think i need to apologize

wait were you one of
the idiots who stole our
spot on the beach today?

i don't know what
you're talking about

i'd hate to break it to you
but i don't think this is
gonna work anymore
olivia won't approve

who is olivia?
is this your cat?
is she your mother?

are you one of those people
who call their parents by their
first name oh my god

i don't think this is
gonna work out either
i don't think i can call my father
thaddeus with a straight face

hold on a minute
olivia is my best friend
she's the one that's responsible
for getting me into this mess

so is she the person we have
to thank on our wedding day

who says i'm gonna say yes?
she's the person you have
to thank for your funeral

and here i was hoping that you
weren't a serial killer damnit

what were you apologizing for earlier

i'm sorry
i'm really bad at pickup limes
lemon make it up to you

why am i not even surprised

are you a history major
because i think you and i
could make it into the textbooks

too bad i'm a biochemistry major

i'd tell you a chemistry joke
but i know i wouldn't get
a reaction from you

are you nitrogen and oxygen?
because it's a N-O from me

you're secretly just as cheesy as i am
your heart isn't black afterall

but my soul still is

i know you're not an art
major but i need you to
draw something for me

this isn't gonna work out very well
i can't even draw stick figures

draw three dashes and put
smaller dashes above the gaps

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what the hell is this supposed to be?

i think i lost my number
so can i have yours?

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