Secondhand Embarrassment

twenty: million dollar questions

lennon || noah

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if i gave you a million dollars,
what would you do with it?

take it and run in the opposite
direction because you probably
robbed a bank in the process

i thought we were
supposed to be a team

there is no i in team

but there is one in prison and jail

sorry but i've got a whole life
ahead of me to worry about

and you think i don't have a life?

considering you've spent most of
beach week talking to a girl that
doesn't even know what you look like

no, not really

you should know that i'm
expecting a visit from jail

what's in it for me?

you get a little more sunshine
to brighten up your day

i hate sunshine

you're really enjoy making
this hard for me, don't you?

it's sort of my job now, lyons

blond

huh?

blue

still not following

i have blond hair and blue eyes

and i have brown hair and brown eyes
where are you going with this?

now we know what the
other person looks like

you basically just described
half of the guys at beach
week with that description

it's better than nothing

how much would you bet
that i could find you solely
based off that description?

my nonexistent million dollars

i'll definitely be missing
our daily conversations
from my lonely jail cell

i'll consider visiting

but i won't miss this nearly
as much as i'll miss you

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