NCT Oneshots

Really?

4/9/16

Ibecallinu:
So what I mean to say is, I want to know all of you

Haesassyass:
Really Mark? Seventeen lyrics?

Ibecallinu:
I'll sing to you u hoo, I'll sing to you u hoo

Haesassyass:
...

Ibecallinu:
Even if my lips are dry

Haesassyass:
Can you not...

Ibecallinu:
I need to say this baby

Haesassyass:
StAph

Ibecallinu:
I adore you

Haesassyass:
...no

Ibecallinu:
Enough to get dizzy

Haesassyass:
Please

Ibecallinu:
You're so pretty it's selfish

Haesasyass:
I will block you...

Ibecallinu:
...tough crowd....

4/26/16

Ibecallinu: 
Saying I love you with words might not be enough

Haesassyass:
???

Ibecallinu:
But still I will confess to you today

Haesassyass: 
What the actual fuck?

Ibecallinu:
I wanna be with you~

Haesassyass:
You've got to be kidding me....

Ibecallinu:
Always from a step behind you

Haesassyass:
Staph...

Ibecallinu:
Don't forget there's a person who will protect you

Haesassyass:
I hate you...

Ibecallinu:
After I met you I found something to do

Haesassyass:
It's four in the morning...
Correction it's five in the morning*
Go to sleep you dick
Stop..
I'm just kidding... {Error not sent} [retry?] (No)
I love you {Error not sent} [retry?] (No)
love me? {Error not sent} [retry?] (No)

Ibecallinu:
It is to make you smile all day
Every single day
...

Haesassyass:
I will punch you...
Right in your dick...
Why are you right next to me?

Ibecallinu:
Go to sleep. 

Haesassyass:
Whatever...
Cuddle me? {Error not sent} [retry?] (No)

5/29/16

Ibecallinu:
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.

Haesassyass:
No

Ibecallinu:
I stopped with the lyrics!

Haesassyass:
This is worse...
Bye...

Ibecallinu:
...
Dayum...

5/30/16

Ibecallinu:
Do you believe in love at first sight?

Haesassyass:
No...

Ibecallinu:
So..
Should I walk by again?

Haesassyass:
Go die in a hole...