So today Mitch decided to go to India with this boy he met 2 minutes ago. Boy was I fuming.
"Hey Scott," Mitch said walking into a giraffe.
"Mitch I'm right here." I said moving him from the giraffe.
"Oh," He giggled. "You and Jimmy Giraffe are twins."
"Uh, ok."
"Hey Scott, I'm gonna go to India for 1 week with Jacob. I met him 2 minutes ago. He's a crayon."
"NO MITCH! WHO WILL HELP ME STOP MASTURBATING IN STARBUCKS?"
He shrugged. Great.
"Bye Scott!" Mitch said before hopping in a bus with Jacob the crayon.
That night I ate tacos and red crayons. I enjoyed eating Jacobs family...
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