"MITCH IM GONNA DIE!" I exclaimed pushing Mitch into a pit of dragons.
"Why?" He asked floating back from heaven.
"There is NO wifi whatsoever and I really want to stalk your twitter."
"How about we go into Kesha's apartment and eat lasagna while you wear a tutu?"
I nodded and flew to Kesha's apartment. Shoot. I forgot my tutu.
"It's ok Scott," Kesha said magically appearing. "I have a fedora."
"Hell no!" I yelled walking into lava. On my way home (By Pentatonix) I saw 3 sharks fighting on land and an old man eating a zebra. Wildlife is amazing sometimes. Mitch disappeared and I wondered where he went. He's probably fucking a doughnut or something.
------------------
Pinataatatatatatattatatatata is soup. NCISNDJDODNJFOD POOOP. Ok bai
also follow me on insta: @txjk.nc
YOU ARE READING
Scotts Raging Boner
FanfictionI caught your attention with the title, now all you have to do is read it.
