"RUMPLESTILTSKINS MAGIC BALL!" I yelled pushing Avi out of the Earth.
"Scott! You know how scared Avi is of outer space." Kirstie scolded.
I pushed her off to.
I went to The Office in Scranton and said hi to Micheal Scott. (If you don't know who that is then shame on you)
Mitch had been missing for a couple days, but then I found him in the coffee pot.
"Mitchy, you know how unsanitary that is!" I said.
He gave me an Elmo sticker. I danced all the way to Africa.
"How'd I get here!?" I giggled. Whatever.
I went back home and ate the couch Mitch was sitting on. He got mad at me.
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Scotts Raging Boner
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