"Why is Dora exiting the building?" I asked Mitch as I watched Dora leave Home Depot with Big Bird.
"They probably left the tarantulas with Avi." He said picking out a movie to feed a crocodile on the back of a bus.
"Oh no, I pushed Avi out of the earth a 43746 years ago."
"Noodle! Why would you do such a monstrous thing?" Mitch said playing a harp.
"Cause he was right there and I was like 'why not?'"
He nodded and teleported to our house. I teleported after him.
"Mitch Duck Dynasty is on!"
"When have you ever watched Duck Dynasty?"
"Never, I just wanted to tell you that it's on."
----------3,420,017 decades later----------
"Hey Mitch, I just want to tell you something."
"Yeah?"
"I'm not gay."
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AYE CHIMICHANGA! Gonna leave you at this beautiful cliffhanger because I love unicorns and I hate ice cream. Goodbye trapezoid flipingos!
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