Scotts Raging Boner

When life gives you lemons, throw them away and buy Beyoncé's lemonade.

I was eating chicken because it was Thanksgiving, and Mitch was back from India because he realized he hated Josh or whatever that crayons name was. 

"Hey Scott, can you pass me the syrup? I need it for my chicken."

I gave him the syrup.

"Where's the mashed potatoes?" 

"They moved to Oklahoma because the polka dot dress went vegan."

"Oh, that makes sense." I said, nodding.

"Scott! Stop mastubating! We aren't even in Starbucks."

I looked down and saw that I was. Oops.

"I was thinking of you." I said.

He blushed and said, "I'm in love with you Scott."

"I'm in love with you too." I said.

Then, we fucked.

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Miguel Portuge tried to lock away his eggplant in the basement. OLAY

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