Scotts Raging Boner

Why u no love me

I held a teddy bear and drifted off to space to find Avi and Kirstie, who pushed off the Earth a while back. 

"Avi, Kirstie!" I tried calling out, but there was no sound in space. 

I opened the vacuum so there was sound.

"Avi and Kirstie, where dafuq are you?!"

"We're over here with Juan." 

I saw Juan Fernando Lopez Montoya Jose Diego Francisco Paula Nepomucheno de los Remedios Trinidad Luis Rodriguez, Avi, and Kirstie.

"My name is Juan Fernando Lopez Montoya-"

"We're gonna leave you now."

I jumped off the space bridge and fell back on earth. Kirstie and Avi disappeared. Something about doing the do or something.

"Mitchie! Love me!" 

"Nah, I'm good." He said pushing refrigerators into the ocean. 

"Mitch, I need to ask you something." 

He looked at me.

"Mitchell Coby Micheal Grassi, will you marry me?" I said getting down on one knee and pulling out a ring.

"Yes!" He said crying. 

"Ok good because some bitch named Olivia proposed and I said I was married to someone else, so let's get married right now."

I snapped my fingers together and we teleported to our wedding. Everyone was cheering. We got married and murdered the cakes children. 

And that is me and Mitch's love story. I hope you enjoyed.

THE END

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I sorry it has to end here. Maybe I'll make a sequel?🙊

Remember the golden rule:

Don't eat cat poop

Stay fcute!💚💙

-Fabulous queen