I walked into the kitchen and then the staircase collaped. (That ref tho)
"Mitch! The stairs fell, feed it."
I heard his feet moving towards the stairs, so i knew he was doing as i asked.
I went to the bread factory and ate bananas. They kicked me out.
I went to the kitchen again and found a dead carton of milk.
"Mitch! Did you kill you this poor carton of milk?"
"Yeah I did." He said, stepping out of the refrigerator.
"Oh ok. Well can you hand me the orange juice?" I asked. He handed me the orange juice and swung a baseball bat at the tv. Goddamn he was hot.
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How come every time I write a chapter in this book Habits by Tove Lo is playing? I was Alice in Wonderland for Halloween because my fairy wings broke. TACO! Also watch David Lopez's vines if you wanna have the time of your life.
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