What's that smell? Have you had your bath? : Wetin dey smell? You don baff?
Laughing my ass off. : Laff wan kill me.
I want some liquor. : I wan Ogogoro.
Please, come. : Abeg com here jo.
It's freezing. : Cold wan kill me.
Please who knows what time it is? : Abeg na who know wetin time dey talk?
What's wrong with him/her? : Wetin dey worry/do am
I need someone to take me out. : I dey find person wey go carry me comot.
Nothing is happening. : Notin dey happun.
How many years older are you than me? : How many years I take senior you?
What are you eating? : Wetin una dey chop?
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Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)
RandomThis is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand. Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks
