This is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand.
Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks
One thing I love is New Year's Resolution. I don't like making them for me but I just want to tell other's what they should do, esp my 😉husband😉 (everybody claps👏👏👏👏) the one, the only Korede Belloooo...but abeg my Resolution😝
So if you're a guy and a big fan of my bae, you need to drop some habits. That should be your New Year's Resolution😝
1. Abeg bros change the Afro, you look just like brush and you weren't born in the 60s. I don't want to wake up and use you as my makeup brush (even if I hardly use any).
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2. O boi, your color combination no get expiry date o. It needs to go.
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3. Drop the Ogbange dance, I no be Mamiwater and I don't want Ogbange pursuing me when I hear your songs.
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4. Drop the *other* dance styles and do better thing. You look like you dey do Mamiwater dance.
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5. Abeg no dey pout lips for us, we know it looks delicious but biko unless you want your mother to take you to Babalawo place, stop all the narcissistic selfies and *those* abomination.
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6. Switch to low cut Honey, you look much better in that style.
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And that's it, so I've got a few things to say. First of all thank you to all of you for your support, the votes and comments, and even the *fights* about Jollof rice (9ja Jollof is still the best o), it makes my day. And ALL you votes and comments makes a BIG difference to me. And if any of you have anything you want me to add (it has to be true and funny of course) to this book, just hit my inbox and I'll reply you and dedicate the chapter to you.
And as y'all know, if I see something good, I want you guys to know it too, so anyway I came across this AWESOME Nigerian writer and check out her book "Preordained" by Ada_Eze1 Guys this is the Real Deal, its better than Gulder Ultimate Search, its the bomb!!! Read it, its really good, I won't lie to you, y'all know that.
And also check out "Madly In Lurv" by cloudeen, she's a writer coming up, never despise small beginnings. So I'll leave y'all, hope half of you haven't dropped dead from boredom😋😋😋
And before una form bad belle for my 😉husband😉, check out his song Godwin and listen to him😜😜😜
