Lets remember some funny truth said by the kids.
1. Daddy lied in the church that he had an accident when it was Mummy that hit his head.
2. Daddy said Mummy is too wide and he's not a good swimmer. Is mummy a swimming pool?.
3. I think Mummy is still a virgin.
4. I saw an original balloon in Daddy's room but Daddy has spat in it.
5. Mummy was mad at Daddy yesterday because he touched Aunty Angela's bum bum.
6. I know why my Daddy is always reading newspapers. So that Mummy won't ask him for feeding money.
7. Daddy has shaved his beard because Mummy said he looked like an he goat.
8. The landlord will never give us quick notice because my mother is his friend.
9. I know when my daddy collects his salary because my mummy will call him sweetheart.
10. Why is Daddy always fighting with Mummy in bed but yet Mummy told Aunty Rukky that Daddy gave her gonorrhea, is it truth?. Is Daddy a gonorrhea distributor?
Some parents will kill their child if they find out what they say about them outside.
COMMENT BELOW WHICH OF THE ABOVE YOU SAID WHEN YOU WERE A KID.
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Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)
RandomThis is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand. Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks
